One of the worst days I’ve ever had began with a bird pooping on my windshield. “Wow, thanks bird. stupid seagull. You are sooo lost. Go find a beach.” But that isn’t too bad.
Not more than 30 minutes later, my feet are hanging out of my car window and I am enjoying the sunshine and the blue sky and the cool breeze. Eric Church plays on my radio. Then out of nowhere I feel a wet feeling on my foot. “You’ve GOT to be kidding me….” Lo and behold, a bird pooped on my foot.
God has a sense of humor, let me tell you.
About an hour after that, I call my mom to let her know I was coming home as I was pulling out of the school parking lot. I haven’t gotten more than a mile when I see a motorcycle gaining on me quite fast. sirens go off. Highway patrol. I get a ticket for talking on my phone. “Really……..this cannot be happening…”
Oh but it gets better.
I get home. want to relax. check my phone. oh look! a text message:
“ur the worst person I’ve ever met. i hate you. go hang out with brandon and never talk to me again.”
(-_________-)
my response: “……….OMG. Seriously, i don’t need this right now. You had your chance. You just want what you can’t have. Leave me alone. You are the worst friend ever. I told you not to mess with me, cuz i won’t buy into charm. I know games better than anybody.” send.
then the fight between me and my friend begin. same crap, different day.
I wanna forget about this, so I wander aimlessly through the internet. Facebook. oh look! a message:
“Looks like you and _____ are talking a lot and getting closer…”
funny…thats the exact person that I’m fighting with. weird.
I dont wanna respond. You aren’t apart of my life anymore. Don’t know why you care anyways. nosey.
Oh look…another text message. “Hey ari it’s ______ its spring break and I was just thinking about you. We need to go out for coffee when I get back.”
NO WE DONT. I haven’t talked to you since the wedding. Why on earth do u wanna chat now? NO NO NO.
Phone call: “I’m pregnant and am getting an abortion saturday. I need a ride. Can you pick me up? Dont tell anybody. I’m 5 months in.”
NO!!! Im not gonna help you kill a child! you made your bed, now lie in it!
Skype call: Brandon.
gosh please don’t say anybody died…
“Hey there sweets, what are ya up to? I hope everybody’s doin good and y’all are having a good day!”
………..if you only knew cowboy, if you only knew.
